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Fuck Yeah Sims Meme

February 2012

teasedwithakissxo asked: Hi! i need some help. everytime i play sims 3 on my laptop it crashes! do you know why or what i could do? i'm scared i'm going to ruin my laptop.

hpartist asked: There's this game that my friend got me to play. You start out with one really hot female sim and however many male sims you want (I usually put them on random). You put them all in a small house with one bed, and the female is the only one allowed to sleep in it. If a guy sim tries to sleep in the bed, you kill him. The last man standing gets to marry the girl. Endless fun every time.

yourbitchwantsthedick asked: So my buddy got bored on Sims 3 one day so to cure this boredom, he decided to make his female sim a homewrecker. He found her one of the richest guys /who is married btw/ and bombards him with all these flirty controls. He invites the man over to her house, woo hoo'd a lot, and got him to divorce his wife. To take it further, he took off all the doors to the house and didn't let him...

anotherbombtrack asked: You know you play Sims 3 too much when you yell at your sim's butler, through your computer, saying: "YOU STUPID FUCK DON'T SERVE FOOD AT MY PARTY GO DO MY LAUNDRY YOU GODAMN DILDO!" And getting legit angry at someone whose not even real.

fluffaykitties asked: Easiest way to have more sims in a single household for the sims3? I found a mod for the sims 2 that allows up to 50 per household but have yet to find a "straightforward" similar download for TS3.

wands-and-screwdrivers asked: Can I just say I love how female maids in the Sims 3 are always hot and wearing sexy maid outfits? It's almost impossible not to cheat on your husband/wife with them just walking around like that. I blame my hundreds of failed marriages on my maids.

lainsdays asked: I'm trying to get my sim (who's a vampire) a girlfriend. So I had him share a secret with her and he told her "My favorite food is O Positive." Creepy much?

umbereleanor asked: Hi! Noticed that you post this quite a lot so just thought I'd let you know. If your Sim has the 'Vehicle enthusiast' trait then they will have relationships with their cars and bikes, because they hold them to the same level as people. Love the blog, keep up the good work :)

pegasusex asked: One time me and a friend were playing sims 3, we made your average sim family and we built this huge ass bunker with no exit and nothing in it next to their house. We had our sims throw this awesome parties then we would put all our guests into the bunker. At one point we had like 40 sims down there.

millerelizabeth asked: So my lesbian couple are both family-oriented, so they both want children. However, they can't do teh sex and have babies. So I had one girl go out and get impregnated by a single father with twins. Fair enough right? I had music on in the background and didn't hear the jingle, so thinking that it didn't work, I sent her spouse to his house to get pregnant. Turns out it worked the...

cartoonist-in-theory asked: Last night my sim went to sleep with the fireplace burning. When I realized, I couldn't get her up fast enough. So the carpet set on fire, then she walk up to it, caught herself on fire, and called the firefighters. One guy came and stood directly in the fire, saying it would burn out on it's own, and he couldn't reach it. He preceeded to leave while my sim burned to death, and got...

asquashedaboriginecalledwally asked: one time my mansion was on fire, the fireman came but instead of putting it out. he just stood there staring at the fire then he starts playing with my dog. and my cat did a runner.

urbanballet asked: This one game I had twin girls and they were about to become teens. So I threw this huge party. When it came time to blow out the candles everyone crowded around them then the kitchen caught fire. One of the twins also caught fire but I couldn't get her to move because of the crowd of sims blocking her in. The game wouldn't let me teleport her out either because she would cancel the...

markshamibaconator asked: My sim was about to have a birthday, so I put out a birthday cake. Before anyone even blew out the candle, it burst into flames. I was so confused.

gisellesadler asked: I threw a wedding for my sims at central park and a bunch of people showed up and it was really lovely. A couple weeks later (sim weeks) my sims went to the park and there were three people still clapping and cheering and throwing birdseed... O.o

lovethellamas asked: So I was playing my heartbreaker Sim on the Sims 3 today. She needed some fun, so I figure I'd let her swim a bit. She had a bit of a bathroom need, but not that bad. As soon as she entered the pool her bathroom need went up. 0.0 My sim is a pool peer!

constellation-of-kasterburous asked: That last story about Sim impregnated by a ghost - Virgin Mary maybe? Name the baby Jesus.

lacking-luster asked: My sim - who is a ghostbuster was on call for a job. She had to remove these spirits from a woman's house, but she ended up getting really friendly with one of the ghosts then eventually fucking them and getting PREGNANT. So now i have a ghost impregnated sim and i'm wondering if the child will be a zombie or...?

dearest--leah asked: Crying laughing at this blog, dear god it is amazing. Just went through 30 pages and forced myself to stop.

lovethendeath asked: Hi :) I wanted to know if people can buy/create pets on Sims 2 Open for Business, thank you :)

youknowmysuffragettecity asked: Recently, whilst playing the Sims 2 I hired a nanny to help take care of my family's child. She'd show up, do her job and then ask if I'd like her to stay to hang out (I say yes to this because she carries on her job for free) but this time she just stayed for days and days, passing out, pissing herself and stinking up the place. Eventually she couldn't move from the spot she...