Fuck Yeah Sims Meme
I want to start off by saying I love your blog! Do you mind if I tell you a story? Ever since I started playing Sims 3 I've usually made the same character: BlaBlaAlien. He's a purple dude with red eyes and is maxed-out fat. He's a really fun character except sometimes is cowardliness gets the best of him. One time I found a unicorn and BlaBlaAlien had been glitching. So I made him ride the unicorn all around town at night and he started to pee himself a remained naked on the unicorn.

ok i dunno if this really counts but i laugh about it whenever i think of it but it also haunts me a little so HERE IT IS

when sims 2 first came out i was about 9, and even though i’d played sims 1 round my friend’s house i still didn’t really understand the game. for some absurd reason i thought that every house had to have a 2nd floor, so i made a second floor, but didn’t have enough money for walls - so i literally had a house with a staircase on the outside of the walls leading up to a 2nd floor which was actually just a roof with a couple of beds on it. the family was a mother, father and daughter, and as soon as i moved them in i made it so the mother got pregnant. inevitably, chaos ensued in the form of some sort of staircase hell; everyone was starving and peeing everywhere, and as the father was trying to get upstairs the mother was trying to get downstairs. after a while of flailing their arms about for not being able to go on the stairs, the father died. i didn’t know the grim reaper was even a thing on the sims at that age, and i was scared of everything when i was kid, so as soon as the music started and he appeared, i started screaming. my dad then ran upstairs and ran into my room with a look on his face like he expected to see me being killed or something, and i ended up hugging him and crying for about an hour. while i was crying i saw the mother go downstairs but then get trapped by the father’s headstone, and she then died, which then resulted in the daughter getting taken away. I WAS OFF TO A ROLLICKING GOOD START IN MY SIMS CAREER

So my Sim’s stove caught on fire while she was cooking, and she was in the middle of putting it out herself when the fire trucks came. But instead helping put the fire out, this dumbass firefighter went into the bathroom and cringed in the corner while my Sim put the fire out herself.
And we’re not going to talk about the message in the top right corner. 

So my Sim’s stove caught on fire while she was cooking, and she was in the middle of putting it out herself when the fire trucks came. But instead helping put the fire out, this dumbass firefighter went into the bathroom and cringed in the corner while my Sim put the fire out herself.

And we’re not going to talk about the message in the top right corner. 

The Ultimate Collection download is not working for a LOT of people, but for just about everyone who it isn’t working for (Windows 8 users especially!), this will probably help! It sounds a lot more complicated than it is, I did it and I’m totally tech-stupid. http://www.leefish.nl/mybb/showthread.php?tid=5446

Just wanted to share a story. I had just installed Supernatural and my first sim I mad wanted to go fishing. As she was fishing a meteor hit and killed her. I hadn't even been playing for 5 minutes.

This almost exact thing happened to me when I started playing sims :’)

Hey, just wanted to drop by and say that I love this blog, it's really good for a good laugh. Infact this blog made me dig out my sims 2 game, I'm now on a sims binge, i've starved people, ruined childrens lives and have forced sims to be part of cruel experiments where the only way out is death. I don't know where it will end.

Oh gee, we created a monster!

Hey I'm not sure you can answer this but I'm a MacBook user and so sims 4 won't be available for me for awhile (if ever). Do you know of a way I can download sims 2 or 3 from online to put on my Mac? Free or unfree doesn't matter to me. I have them for PC but have long stopped using one((and no longer have one)). But I've missed it so much and all the hype is making me want to play again. Pls let me know of any sites where I can download sims 2 or 3(with expansion packs possibly?)

We’ve just seen this! If anyone can help, send your info to annemarieee123 :)

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all-hail-the-creeper-king:

I shouldn’t be laughing this hard

This appeals to all of my interests!

all-hail-the-creeper-king:

I shouldn’t be laughing this hard

This appeals to all of my interests!

missfrancesjane:

I love playing with the sliders on sims because you can do things like this

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Looks fine, right?

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